Sleep
The Sciences
scum stats: 1000 on split color green/black with alternate artwork, 10,000 on green vinyl
You know, I don't smoke weed, but if ever a time to start...
Been zoning so hard on this record for the last two weeks. Perfect for the drive home from work. The volume knob in my Scion does not get nearly as loud as it needs to, but I make do. Riffs for days, lyrics that amaze. This album leaves me wanting nothing more.
Also, am I supposed to like limited art more than the standard art? I never can tell. But the gatefold on the standard is unbeatable, worth the price of admission alone.
I could write my, by why really? Post a comment here about your best/funniest/cringiest personal story involving weed and or smoking it and the comment most appreciated by me will win either the limited split color, the green vinyl version, or if it's truly amazing, hell, I'll give away the TEST PRESSING!
Am I out of my mind? You're damn right I am. This week has been banana. You read that correct. Singular. That's how crazy it gets.
***WINNER HAS BEEN CONTACTED***
Don’t write into this contest it’s a scam to kind of get your name so they can send it to the FBI the feds man wake up don’t you get it Third Man Records
Duane Holmes
Yeah I was probably there
I feel like at some point in time all of us have met Steven
And there was this on time I got really baked and it created a tale among tales. You’re gonna want to sit down for this one.
Just sit right back
And you’ll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip,
That started from this tropic port,
Aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailin’ lad,
The Skipper brave and sure,
Five passengers set sail that day,
For a three hour tour,
A three hour tour.
The weather started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The Minnow would be lost.
The Minnow would be lost.
The ship set ground on the shore
Of this uncharted desert isle
With Gilligan,
The Skipper too.
The millionaire
And his wife,
The movie star,
The professor and Mary Ann,
Here on Gilligan’s Isle.
(Ending verse)
So this is the tale of our castaways,
They’re here for a long long time.
They’ll have to make the best of things,
It’s an uphill climb.
The first mate and his Skipper too
Will do their very best,
To make the others comf’terble
In their tropic island nest.
No phone, no lights, no motor car,
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe
It’s primitive as can be.
So join us here each week my friends,
You’re sure to get a smile,
From seven stranded castaways
Here on Gilligan’s Isle!
I’m stoned enough right now to beg for ones of these, though id do it sober too.
5 weed edibles at my ten year high school reunion.
Well I ones smoked egos for a whole day, I watched/listened to a video on youtube and I had not noticed that another song started playing afterwards, the song was Taking the Hobbits to Isengard and it had been playing for 3 hours before I even realised.!
Here is the song in it’s 10 hour version!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4J9-CQXdPk
I once smoked weed with a guy who made a pipe out of the tin foil you get from those little chocolate hearts that show up around Valentines day. Some creative shaping around a pencil to get a stem and we were off to the races/moon.
The first time I smoked weed, it was with a water bong at a co-workers apartment.
It took such a big hit and the smoke was so much for me, i coughed SO hard into the water bong and the water shot out every where, everything was soaked.
I then proceeded to smoke more pot, heard Sublime’s 40 Ounces To Freedom for the first time (and thought it was amazing) and ate an entire tin of expired Christmas cookies.
I would really like the record, yes.