Sleep
The Sciences
scum stats: 1000 on split color green/black with alternate artwork, 10,000 on green vinyl
You know, I don't smoke weed, but if ever a time to start...
Been zoning so hard on this record for the last two weeks. Perfect for the drive home from work. The volume knob in my Scion does not get nearly as loud as it needs to, but I make do. Riffs for days, lyrics that amaze. This album leaves me wanting nothing more.
Also, am I supposed to like limited art more than the standard art? I never can tell. But the gatefold on the standard is unbeatable, worth the price of admission alone.
I could write my, by why really? Post a comment here about your best/funniest/cringiest personal story involving weed and or smoking it and the comment most appreciated by me will win either the limited split color, the green vinyl version, or if it's truly amazing, hell, I'll give away the TEST PRESSING!
Am I out of my mind? You're damn right I am. This week has been banana. You read that correct. Singular. That's how crazy it gets.
***WINNER HAS BEEN CONTACTED***
Don’t smoke Cheeba, can’t stand crack.
That being said I spent a summer in Africa about a decade ago and the majority of the 20-somethings I was with did enjoy smoking when they could. So the most interesting thing I learned about buying weed there was, it was sold by the “Arm”. Yes not dime bags or ounces or whatever it is sold by around these parts, but by the “Arm.” What that was was a long bag roughly the length of your forearm stuffed full of what I was told to be the skunkiest weed the group had ever had. Yes weed was so cheap there it was sold in large bags and in low quality. From my observation it got the job done…
When I was 18 I was high and walked into the local 7/11 and got a glass bottle of orange juice. Walking to the counter I dropped it. Looked the cashier dead in the eyes and in the most Canadian moment apologized and said I’m so sorry in a stoned voice.
Was high after a party ( I mean very high) so I left to take some air . It was a cold Canadian winter night so wasn’t the best idea to stay outside so I entered an apartment building. While walking in the corridor , I saw a crack open door and decide to go take a look inside ( weed judgement lol) there was a big aquarium with exotic fish so I took a sit in the living room watching the fish , while eating some left over pizza on the coffe table . I was getting confortable when a lady got up in her night robe and froze when she saw me… When I’ve realize what just happened I froze too , the buzz was now more than over and I didn’t know what to do , so I grab 1 last piece of pizza and run away . my 19 year was a great one lol
first time listening to dopesmoker got so litt I swear the first track when on foreverrrrr
Got pretty high with some friends out on a country road in the middle of nowhere Kentucky. Thought it would be a good idea to pull over next to a bridge and throw rocks in the river. We went down the bank a ways, tossing in rocks, laughing our stupid asses off after every splash. How’s that even funny? Well it was hysterical at the time. Right until my dumbass friend Brandon fell into the river. Luckily, it was a small river. After nearly pissing ourselves we managed to get him out. We took Brandon home, but drove away before we had to explain why he was all wet. Then we went into town and ate some ice cream at Dairy Queen. They have some good ice cream. Anyways, what? I can’t remember where I was going with this. Oh, well.
I thought you be going all hip hop on my peeps with the language. You be frontin’