So you or someone you have a societal obligation to buy presents for have made the unwise decision to bring a new human life into this world … and you want to do it in style? Search no further, the future of humanity is safe once swaddled in this luxe onesie depicting the cover art for the 2005 White Stripes single “Top Special” — now with a conspicuous soccer ball snuck in for good measure.

Rabbit Skins 4400 Infant Baby Rib Bodysuit

• 100% combed ringspun cotton 1x1 baby rib, 5 oz., Red
• Lightweight, premium fabric
• Updated 3 plastic snap closure, ensuring the closure is smooth and soft
• Stretchy ribbed neck for easy on/off