You know they’ve taught elephants in Thailand how to kick soccer balls, right? Buy this t-shirt and you’ll have the perfect impetus to introduce said fact into any conversation, all you need to do is just point to whatever kid you’ve forced to wear it and then … the life of the party.

Gildan 5100P Toddler Heavy Cotton

• 100% US cotton, 5.3 oz, Red
• Classic fit
• Rib collar
• Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Side seams