Even my little Snooper Pooper can’t wait! Welease it! Welease it!

I think all artists should release at least one exclusive record with TMR, starting with Shakey Graves.

There once was a music junkie named Bart.
He always likes music that tugs at his heart.
He buys records at Third Man filling up the cart,
So a free LP would save money which is awfully smart!

Snooper needs to team up with Shaggy for an album. Maybe Velma can set it up.

Dear Snooper… Is someone who is against party poopers “anti-party pooper” or a “party pooper pooper”?

A free Snooper Super Snooper would be super dooper.

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I want to hear this album but I am no snooper.

rapid-fire staccato laugh

Super snooper pooper scooper.